Thanks for the laugh, up to you.
Here's a joke I heard told by the late Christopher Hitchens.
QUOTE:
"Make me one with everything." So goes the Buddhist’s humble request to the hot-dog vendor. But when the Buddhist hands over a twenty-dollar bill to the vendor, in return for his slathered bun, he waits a long time for his change. Finally asking for it, he is informed that “change comes only from within.”