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          A Pun Thread- (Jokes also Allowed) 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
          Here's the pun I made up tonight--->>>>

          "Which do prefer, Sir.... One of the greatest singer/songwriters of all time.... or a beautiful buffalo?"

          what? what are you asking me?

          It's a simple question, Sir! Roy or Bison?



          Please make puns or (less desirably) jokes at this site...


          P.S.-- Here is the first pun I ever made up--->>>>


          "Did you hear the terrible news about Captain Crunch?". No!

          "He was murdered by a cereal killer."



          One more-->>>> Why are there so many old people in China?

          No euthanasia.


          One more--->>> Did you hear about the adorable little deer who was equally adept at

          digging for salt-licks with either front hoof???


          He was Bambi-dextrious.





          Bye Bye!



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          Re:A Pun Thread- (Jokes also Allowed) 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
          Howdy-Do.....

          I have decided to expand this thread to an open house of willy-nilly anarchy!

          Anyone can make any sort of humourous comment they choose.

          So, GO NUTS EVERYBODY!!!


          P.S.--- If I never see any responses..... that would be great too.


          It takes only one shovel to dig a grave.... (ha-ha?)........

          That wasn't very funny, was it?

          YOU can do funnier.... get to it!
           
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          Re:A Pun Thread- (Jokes also Allowed) 5 Months ago  
          Okay, I'll do the joke that Martin Mull does at the end "snippets" that they do ...uh blah blah --- the movie is called
          '
          the Aristocrats..... but here is Martin Mull's joke...(I'll word it as gently as) possible)-------->>>>>>>>


          A man is driving down a rural highway when he thinks he see a man having sex with a donkey. He pulls up to the first farmhouse and knocks upon the door. A teen-age kid answers the door, "Hello, Sir, how can I help you?"

          "Son, I believe I just saw a man blah blah blah--------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


          Punch Line: "Oh Mister! That was just my dad. HEEEE--HAAAAWW ways does that!!!"
           
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