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A Pun Thread- (Jokes also Allowed) 4 Years, 1 Month ago
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Here's the pun I made up tonight--->>>>
"Which do prefer, Sir.... One of the greatest singer/songwriters of all time.... or a beautiful buffalo?"
what? what are you asking me?
It's a simple question, Sir! Roy or Bison?
Please make puns or (less desirably) jokes at this site...
P.S.-- Here is the first pun I ever made up--->>>>
"Did you hear the terrible news about Captain Crunch?". No!
"He was murdered by a cereal killer."
One more-->>>> Why are there so many old people in China?
No euthanasia.
One more--->>> Did you hear about the adorable little deer who was equally adept at
digging for salt-licks with either front hoof???
He was Bambi-dextrious.
Bye Bye!
feel free to join in
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Re:A Pun Thread- (Jokes also Allowed) 4 Years, 1 Month ago
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Howdy-Do.....
I have decided to expand this thread to an open house of willy-nilly anarchy!
Anyone can make any sort of humourous comment they choose.
So, GO NUTS EVERYBODY!!!
P.S.--- If I never see any responses..... that would be great too.
It takes only one shovel to dig a grave.... (ha-ha?)........
That wasn't very funny, was it?
YOU can do funnier.... get to it!
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Re:A Pun Thread- (Jokes also Allowed) 4 Years, 1 Month ago
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Okay, I'll do the joke that Martin Mull does at the end "snippets" that they do ...uh blah blah --- the movie is called
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the Aristocrats..... but here is Martin Mull's joke...(I'll word it as gently as) possible)-------->>>>>>>>
A man is driving down a rural highway when he thinks he see a man having sex with a donkey. He pulls up to the first farmhouse and knocks upon the door. A teen-age kid answers the door, "Hello, Sir, how can I help you?"
"Son, I believe I just saw a man blah blah blah--------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Punch Line: "Oh Mister! That was just my dad. HEEEE--HAAAAWW ways does that!!!"
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